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We Cut Grass. Not Corners.

Services

A well-manicured lawn with the words 'THANK YOU' spelled out in green grass, a lawn mower in the background, and colorful flowers along the edge.

Everything your lawn needs to stay alive — nothing extra.

  • Mowing

  • Trimming

  • Basic edging

  • Blowing off walkways

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For yards in critical condition.

  • Mowing

  • Full trim and edge detailing

  • Clipping cleanup

  • Targeted weed control

  • Optional: bush trimming or cleanup add-on

A well-maintained lawn with yellow and green striped grass, edged by colorful garden flowers, with the words 'AVOID THE FINE' written in large black letters on the grass.

We’ll mow it just enough to keep the borough off your back.”

  • Quick mow only (no trimming or blowing)

  • No frills, no judgment

  • Ideal for rental properties, vacant homes, or passive-aggressive HOA compliance

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our story

Wonder who’s behind the mower?


Meet the guy who left the hospital and grabbed a weed whacker.

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Don’t let your lawn flatline.


Reach out now — we’ll save your grass.

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